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Jul
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2008
Culex
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First I'll agree to pay 13,093.27 Yen for the next installment if it's on par with this one. Second, I'll agree to play it in my skivvies while using the Eyetoy and post it on YouTube. Third, in the next installment I want Octocon to die from salmonella after eating Sonny's eggs and be replaced by Old Snake in a white Lab Coat constantly calling me, crying and yelling out Big Mama's name. |
Soldier X25
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Since game worlds have been colliding recently the first thing I would do is get a hold of SUB-Zero...shouldn't be too hard I hear he will be on a new game v. DC Heroes.... I'd tell Sub-Zero that Snake is the guy the one that destroyed his race the Cryomancers and that he should be frozen for all eternity. This should send Subby into a blind rage..I will probably have to euip an Ice Ring from any sub-par RPG in order for him not to freeze me. Subby will then seek out Snake for revenge but that is only 1/2 the plan. I will have to contact Dr. Baltazar Czernenko from Crackdown and have him take care of Snake for me and inject HGH, Steroids and lot's and lot's of botox. Before long we will unfreeze a stronger Snake ready for another game..I will hire Dude Huge(CliffyB) to make the game and equip Snake with a chainsaw and play the game Snake was meant to make Metal Gear Solid 5: Crackdown on Sub-Zero |
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WETSU76
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First I would use all resources to pump some sleep gas into Kojima’s house to knock him out. Once everybody was knocked out I would infiltrate the premises (snake style of course) and abduct him. I would take him back an unknown facility (similar to Metal Gear Arsenal level from MGS2 where I would convince him that the only reason he was still alive was because the “LaLeLuLeLo” had bigger plans for him and that it all revolved around another installment of Metal Gear Solid. If he refused or decided to kill off Snake I would yell out “SNAKE, SNAKE!!!!” torture him like Ocelot tortured Snake back in MGS1 and Solidus tortured Raiden in MGS2. After nursing him back to full health, he would finish the new version of MGS and this time instead of snake dying due to “FoxDie” or becoming an old man, “Foxdie” would just revert him back to his young MGS1 self guarantying us many more versions of MGS to come in the future. After Kojima realizes that he’s making a boat load of money off the new game I would take off my mask to reveal to him that I was the DARPA Chief!!!! |
PunKz
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| That's simple, I'd go to Kojima's place of residence, surreptitiously dispose of all of his guards, defeat his wife and children, then perform some CQC maneuvers, ultimately ending with a classic choke hold on him. I would then continue to work his neck until he agreed to bring Snake back for future installments of the game. Then I would go home and play some VR missions until the next MGS came out. |
CooperativePeon
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| I would call up the ole' Snake (and his drinkin' monkey) and invite them over for a little gaming session. First, I would give the monkey an alcoholic beverage, preferably some Strawberry Hill Boones Farm. Since you know Snake would need to smoke, I would go with the tobacco choice preferred the most, a little wacky tobaccy. Once the two are settled in, we would crack up some Halo! haha. |
CooperativePeon
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Full Tilt 101
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I would cut off Snake's hand and graft it to Raiden. Then Snake's mind would be able to transfer itself into the much lamer Raiden. Snake would have a fresh body and live on, Raiden would be gone which would make all gamers happy. Wow...transferring a personality through an amputated hand? That's just crazy talk. No one would buy something that outrageous! |
ToyD
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